My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
fucking what
Jeep is a very observant pup, and he likes to process things carefully.
This is Jeep processing his brother.
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
Why is this funny
me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it
also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it
every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head
